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Extreme Times, Extreme Measures
(100) // (Pg-13. Crack.)
Bob Bryar/Gerard Way (implied)
'The issue with Gerard is serious enough to fuck up the band, a solution is in dire need.'
Not mine. Not at all. No, no.
For the 'Boys in the Band' challenge @ mcr_100 (here, first place) + #069 Drama @ bandom_100. ♥ pettymoth (hands holder, paranoia fighter).


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“Can we talk about it a bit more? For the sake of our old friendship?”

“No.”

Bob sighs and hangs up. Brian is right: the issue with Gerard is serious enough to fuck up the band, a solution is in dire need. Sure, their manager has already spent hours on the phone with him, trying to make him reason, but in the end, who’s got to solve it?

Yeah.

Bob slugs his way back to the kitchenette. Mikey and Frank – fucking cowards – are hiding behind Ray, while Gerard sits in a corner, sulking.

“Okay, come on. It’s bath time .”

Comments

[ihrtangusyoung.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you=genius
*mems*
<333333333333333333333333

[thatso-rad.livejournal.com]

haha, fabulous! adore your ideas. :)

[80mimechan08.livejournal.com]

!!!
Buahaha!
I was so expecting the whole alcohol thing...and then...well, I'm sure something of this sort has happened, too!

[x-missdarko-x.livejournal.com]

I totally had to read that three times before I got it. Somehow, I misread Bob as Bert and then confusion took over my brain. Nice though! Real nice.

[zephyrina.livejournal.com]

:D thank you!

[zephyrina.livejournal.com]

Thanks :D I wanted to do something different than using the alcohol addiction, and Gerard's second issue came to my mind.

[Have I already mentioned that I love your icon? If yes, let me reiterate it :)]

[zephyrina.livejournal.com]

:D Yes, I tried to keep it vague enough in order to make everyone think about Gerard's addiction to alcohol. I agree, haha, and I think that Bob's the only one who could handle it. XD

[zephyrina.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, I hurried to check, because I thought I made a typo by accident and I wrote 'Bert' rather than 'Bob'. XD

Thank you. :)

[80mimechan08.livejournal.com]

Hmm...Toro could maybe handle it...I bet he could, but would prefer to watch in amusement...or else he would try and try but never manage...Mieky would just be like "No." And he wouldn't bathe, either...

Frank and Gee would have too much...fun...in the tub...

And Bob is all no-nonsense. So.

[thatso-rad.livejournal.com]

Haha, yeah and to think he's so clean looking now. I guess that's what tour life does to you.

[Thanks! Can't help but love her ... so pretty and sweet. I hope she surfs over me when I see them live... *dreams*]

[wattle-neurotic.livejournal.com]

*lol* oh man this made me giggle <3 And naturally it'd be Bob doing the...err dirty work hah so cute.

[boobookittifukk.livejournal.com]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good ol' Bob. Can be relied upon to force Gerard to bathe. ^_^

[zephyrina.livejournal.com]

I seriously think he's the only one who could stuff Gerard in a bathtub/shower and refuse to let him go until he's squeaky clean XD

[zephyrina.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Yes, Bob is always ready to make sacrifices for the band, haha :D

[boobookittifukk.livejournal.com]

He could jump into the shower too. You know. To help make sure Gerard is truly squeaky clean.

Of course, that would mean that Bob needs to get nekkid....;)